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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Then came..
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
No way
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
So they tried
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?
No go.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts